Thursday, August 17, 2006

SUCK IT, BOOSTER

SUCK IT... IN HELL! AH HA HA HA HA HA HAAA!

Did anybody record it on Tivo? I hear GBS zoomed in on his smoking skull. Can somebody burn that to DVD for me? Also if anyone has any clothes.

Dammit the cops are here gotta go

18 Comments:

Blogger jean loring said...

I see, so dangerously disturbed Ralph escapes from a mental hospital and goes to Metropolis and then Booster Gold JUST HAPPENS to die in a mysterious force field suit thing malfunction. Veerrrryyy suspicious....

2:17 AM  
Blogger Dr Robert Willis, Phd said...

By heaven! You're not suggesting... no, no, the possibility is too awful to contemplate. Could Ralph have... turned? No! I cannot entertain such a vile imaginining. But know this - if Mr Dibny has stooped to the foul happenstance of murder, he shall feel the fingers of justice descend upon him! So swears Dr. Robert Amersham Willis, Phd!

But I'm sure that's not the case. It's more likely that he just went to Metropolis after the fact to try and cash in on the whole thing. You know Ralph.

4:06 AM  
Blogger Swamp Thing said...

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4:39 AM  
Blogger jean loring said...

"That's what happens, Booster. That's what happens when you owe me $230 and you don't pay up. Think on that."

Ralph's own words from this very blog. Awful indeed!

4:44 AM  
Blogger Dr Robert Willis, Phd said...

By the great powers. It's a scenario too terrible to contemplate - yet I have no choice but to engage in that very contemplation. Ralph, in his mania, may very well have joined the serried ranks of crime! And that cannot stand. I was blind, but now I can see. See the true horror. Thank you, Jean, for bringing this to my attention. You have earned the gratitude of Dr Robert Amersham Willis, Phd.

Swamp Thing - grown-ups are talking now. Hush.

5:46 AM  
Blogger Swamp Thing said...

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7:01 AM  
Blogger Dr Robert Willis, Phd said...

Adults are talking. Ralph may be a H-O-M-I-C-I-D-A-L P-S-Y-C-H-O-P-A-T-H and those are big words for a little retarded vegetable man-child, even one who wants to help the grown-ups with their growp-up things!

Go and play now.

7:07 AM  
Blogger jean loring said...

Why Dr Willis, I do believe that is the first time you have referred to me by my christian name.

I do hope I am wrong about Ralph but in his confused state it is easy to imagine him falling tino a life of crime. I mean, one minute you're taking an innocent stroll through a lady's brain and next thing you know you're covering up her accidental death with a flame thrower and tricking Robin's dad and Capt Boomerang into murdering each other. It seemed like such a good idea at the time. oh well.

7:19 AM  
Blogger Dr Robert Willis, Phd said...

Well, quite. It's the sort of thing that could happen to anyone. Still, there's no sense in flagellating yourself on the matter now, Jean - the important thing is to realise that if Ralph were to take a comparable action, then he would have to be crushed to a pulp with all the force that justice can muster.

If you're reading this, Ralph, it's all purely hypothetical. I certainly haven't pushed any large red buttons labelled 'THE ULTIMATE SANCTION' so you can rest your mind on that one. Please just come home. Your old friend Mr Medication is waiting to park his pill-plane in the stomach hangar! You remember how much fun that was, don't you? Don't you?

9:47 AM  
Blogger SUPERNOVA!!!!! said...

..... I just wanted here to get some support. I'm Skeets, Booster's sidekick and companion. And I came here, to try to gather funds for a Booster Gold memorial I'm preparing to do.

I have been devastated since the death of Booster, so in his memory, I, Skeets, will continue to try to kill Supernova and Ralph. (Dr. Robert, I'm kidding... Right..)

WAIT! Swamp Thing, from where is the swamp from where you emerged??!! Maybe if I throw Booster's corpse there, it'll be reborn!! HAHAHA!! BRILLIANT!

Booster Gold R.I.P. (Not for long!)
25th century - 21st century

9:56 AM  
Blogger Swamp Thing said...

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6:22 AM  
Blogger Ralph Dibny said...

Don't worry, none of that's true! Swamp Bitch made it all up as usual, because he's a GIGANTIC ATTENTION WHORE MADE OF YAMS. Maybe he should hang out with his NEW BEST FRIEND, Booster Gold's charred corpse! They can have a tea party together with all his other imaginary friends.

But if you want the Dibny scoop, I've found a hat. So nobody can accuse me of being naked now! Least of all that snotty four-eyed twatstain who runs the internet cafe and keeps calling the cops on me, which reminds me, I hear sirens! Gotta go!

7:46 PM  
Blogger Ralph Dibny said...

False alarm. It was an ambulance.

Anyway, what's with typing things that you're doing in brackets? Like [shudders] or [wipes blood off hands] or [masturbates frenziedly into a sock at the thought of actually coming face to face with Ralph Dibny]? Doesn't that just make you look like a zitty twelve-year old getting his first cyberminge on the Everquest, only with moss involved?

Seriously, if you were actually transcribing your actions, wouldn't you just be typing [typing] all the time? [types] [scratches naked testicles while typing] [types] [does some typing] [uses a keyboard] See?

Also, how come you haven't done anything with your own blog since June, when you pretended you'd teamed up with Power Girl and Bulleteer? AND THEIR PENDULOUS BREASTS?

[loads up your blog and slaps my balls lightly against your digitised face] Hey, I'm getting the hang of it! This cybersexing is fun!

8:16 PM  
Blogger Swamp Thing said...

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8:41 PM  
Blogger Rick Tyler said...

I doubt we've heard the last from that pretentious sack of vegetation. He just loves to see his words onscreen too much. Mark my words, he'll be back. The only way to deal with him is to do what our old friend Constantine does: use him, torture him, and smoke him.

Mr. Thing, I have notified the authorities as to your whereabouts. You might want to move, because the DEA is about to arrest you for distributing those psychedelic buds/yams/whatever-they-are of yours. Apparently they are full of Schedule I compounds, so I recommend you leave the country.
Hope that helps you out a bit, Ralph.
By the way, I've got an extra cape I'm not using. Stop by my house and pick it up if you want it.

2:17 AM  
Blogger Swamp Thing said...

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2:40 AM  
Blogger Rick Tyler said...

Fine.
I'll be ready for him...NEXT YEAR!!!
Stupid chronologically impaired vegetable.

10:25 PM  
Blogger Rick Tyler said...

And I was right, wasn't I?
I told you he'd be back.
Stupid talking vegetable has a pathological need to see his words on other people's blogs.

10:27 PM  

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